Pump It Up!
Many origin myths surround the super-triad Pump It Up! Some oral histories indicate that the dream team formed in 2008 after Anthony King's 501, while many academics believe that such earthly beginnings are unlikely. Most universities accept that Zeus and/or Jupiter were probably involved. We do know that under the tutelage of Chelsea Clarke, Pump It Up! developed two trademark forms: the Pump It Up! and the Monopump. The team maintains a contentious relationship with original member, Jeff, who cannot talk about due to legal issues. Members enjoy sunglasses, backpacks and burritos, but do not sign autographs.